rebisrot:

dan and phil really encapsulate what queerness is to me in that on one hand there’s the crushing weight that makes you hide it for 16 years and on the other there’s the love. and oh the love.

amid-fandoms:

next phan twitter reactions video

expectations: omg phan is real?! 😭😭❤️

reality: do you two KNOW how to read a fucking CLOCK at all have you EVER been in the vicinity of NUMBERS in your LIFE 🤬😡

wotcaneyesay:

happy 16 years to dan and phil 💜

castielsprostate:

castielsprostate:

dashboard simulator

mutual 1: i need to ravish that man’s ass

mutual 2: i need to touch grass

mutual 3: experiencing divine punishment

mutual 4: experiencing divine punishment

mutual 5: experiencing divine punishment

mutual 6, reblogged from mutual 4: experiencing divine punishment

mutual 7: i need to ravish that man’s ass

mutual 8: women covered in blood 😍😍😍😍

mutual 9: cute bunny picture

mutual 10, reblogged from mutual 8: women covered in blood 😍😍😍😍

mutual 11, reblogged from mutual 10: women covered in blood 😍😍😍😍

cheeseanonioncrisps:

agbpaints:

stitchthisfiona:

beardedmrbean:

ALT

rosenkranz-does-things:

vamptits:

my awesome thing

hi max I painted your awesome thing

gloopdimension:

wake up. its me. markiplier. you werent in a coma or anything i just got really excited to seeyou.I’m markiplier

vamptits:

dogpuppy:

syn4k:

syn4k:

syn4k:

full transparency here i daydream about meeting my online friends so often. in these scenarios, i tackle hug them in the airport and don’t let go for several seconds. theyre not the height i thought they would be and it both delights and terrifies me. we make fun of each others’ outfits. i bounce on my toes the entire way to the rental car, aglow with excitement, the happiest and most animated i’ve been in years. and for a short, gilded moment in time, everything is alright

in my fantasies, expressing my love for others is as simple and easy as breathing

hey this post got a lot of notes really fast is everyone okay

leofwines-deactivated20250831:

love my pumpkin

scary my pumpkin

placeholdername-1:

ca-dmv-bot:

Customer: MY TRUCK IS AN ECO BOOST ITS FUNNY.
DMV: POOP

Verdict: DENIED

monster2001:

ranaeley:

sabertoothwalrus:

my mom sent me some halloween decorations but the garland was missing some letters

thatsoup:

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